Thursday, May 11, 2006

DPers Quotes


-"Ignorance is a precious thing, once lost it can never be regained."

-"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. I think it was Bertrand Russell who said that first."

-"Work hard, play hard"

-"Ane day millionaire. 30 days beggar..."

-"Just do it the metro way..."

-"Life is filled with emotions mostly suffering and despair."

-"Life without Love is worthless."

- "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

-"When you love float in air, you smile even when you feel your worst,
you often forget things, you think of him every minute, every second of every day,
you might even be breathless when you see him, you will be jealous of every girl he meets and talks to, you have thoughts you never imagined you'd think, you treasure every moment you were with him, these are a few things i know, but most of all you will do whatever makes him happy without ever asking for anything in return..."

-"Working is fun, but who can still stand fun nowadays?"


-"We must not overlook the role that extremists play. They are the gadflies that keep society from being too complacent. -can't recall whom it's from"

-"No man is an Island- because they are made up of flesh and blood not with sand and stone."

-"Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it." --- Linus Torvalds

-"I used to be indecisive but now Im not so sure ..."

-"What was proved was once only imagined."

-"Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment." - -Holly, Red Dwarf

-"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. ... OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. ... Thy will be done."----Homer Simpson

-"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein

-"You must be the change you want to see in the world. "--- Mahatma Gandhi

-"The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you." --- Katherine Whitehorn

-"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Napoleon Bonaparte(1769 - 1821)

-"Have a Coke and a :)"


-"What You See Is Not What You Always Get."

-"Curiosity kills the cat......"

-"Let Behold The Karma .... Karmasutra"

-"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

-"Each was given a bag of tools, an unhewn rock, a book of rules....Each had to make ere' life had flown a stumblig block or stepping stone.


- "Don't touch my birdie when flying!"

-"Life is short...."

-"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

-"That which does not kill you makes you stronger."

-"Amble everything for Love if you are true human being."


-"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

-"Change is inevitable, except from vending machines."


-"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

-"Borrow money from pessimists - they never expect it back."

-"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."


-"Sadness and hurt teaches you to appreciate happiness and people who cares. "

-"Hasta la victoria siempè! (Until victory always -- Struggle until victory forever!)

-"Everythings gonna be alright." - Bob Marley

-"My skills should be pay my BILLS."

-"Right leg hospital, left leg cemetary."

-" So far, so good, so what? "- MEGADETH

-"I Need A F*cking Sleep!!!"

-"Make money!"

-"Dont look back in anger."

-"Just say no."

-"France were the better team, and when all’s said and done, that’s football " - RONALDO world cup 2006(BRA)

-"Sleep Genkied Sleep!"

- "it's true that love can wait, but it's crazy to stubbornly wait for someone that doesn't care about you. - - - everyone of us deserves to love and to be loved"

-"A mussel a day, keeps jc away."

-"If suddenly you forget not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. "
- excerpt from Pablo Neruda's Poem

-"Don't do unto others what you don't want others do unto you."

-The golden rule

- "How can you face the problem if the problem is your face?"

- "Don't judge my brother! he's not a book."

- "Still i see the tears in your eyes...and maybe im just not the one for you..."

- "When paper cuts and bloody the middle...they would meet...---bend your arms to look like wings." -- BY funeral for a friend

- "The only permanent in this world is CHANGE!!!"

- "Keep off the grass..."
- "If you want me gonna have to ask..."

- "Tell me who your friends are and i'll tell you mine."

- "More money more problem..."

- "History repeats itself because we don't pay attention on the first time."

-"Even if you're weird, it doesn't necessarily mean that you're an artist."

-"You're not a boy anymore, you're a man anymore."

-"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." --- Rodney Dangerfield.

-"One is enough... two is too much... three is dangerous... four is deadly."

-"Keeps going... going... going... gone.."

-"Don't do unto others what you do not want to do... "

"If love is the answer, then what is the question?"


-"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

-"Float like a lapidoptera, sting like a hymenoptera."

-"If life gives you lemons, throw them at stupid people. There are plenty of us wondering around."

-"Every second is precious and it slips like sand so don't think just do it."

“It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing." --- Duke Ellington


-"We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far. - Swami Vivekananda."

-"I am so cheap, I can't even pay attention."

- "God is Love
Love is Fickle
Women are fickle..... Therefor all women are gods."

"I listen to the voices in my wife's head."


-"There is nothing mixed up about a woman who loves women, who wants to have sex with them, or who identifies as a lesbian. It is society that is mixed up because it punishes people for not conformingto its gender stereotypes."

-"Loving a person of the same sex is normal. What's not normal is if we dont love at all."

-"A man's heart is like a sponge, just soaked with emotion and sentiment of which he can squeeze a little bit out for every pretty woman."

-"In the land of blinds...the one-eyed-man is the King"

-"If we keep doing what we're doing, we're going to keep getting what we're getting."

-"Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers."

-"A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

-"An apple a day keeps the doctor away!"

-"Life is a sport...drink it up!"

-"Hold fast to dreams For if dreams die, Life is a broken-winged bird That cannot fly."

-"Be a fountain, not a drain."

-"One Ring to rule them all...and into the darkness binds them."

-"Truth is the only safe ground to stand on"

-"A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person lives in a hostile world:
everyone you meet is your mirror."

-"Don't be fooled...What you rip, you will sew."

-"All that is gold does not glitter,Not all who wander are lost."

-"There's a rainbow always after the rain."

-"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel."

-"Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it."

-"Those who laughs last.....thinks slow."

-"I breathe...therefore, I eat."

-"I'm sexy...I'm hot...I'm everything you're not!"

-"Believe the law of Threefolds - 'Karma'. What you do will comeback to you three times or worst!

-"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless."

Jonathan Lyons
-"Whether you think you can or can''re right."

-"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."

-"Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield."

-" You're totally harshing the office mellow!" --- Michael Scott

-"Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. The nice thing about that is you are a mile away from him and now you have his shoes."


keisuke takahashi
-" Love so right can turn out to be so wrong, all night long"

-"Love is the ritual "

-" Love always finds a reason to make mistakes"

-" Love right or wrong somehow they must carry on"

-"The bigger they are the harder they fall ."

-"The more you hate, the more you like it

-" Eating mussel can solve the puzzle"

-"Kill the pusher, jail the user!" ( in terms of drugs)

-"Life is incomplete without love."

-"Experience is not enough, teach them how to fall in love."

-" Do it to others before they do it to you."

-"Love at first sight ,so rare, and so exciting"

-"Love will keep you alive."

-"If love grows deep in to your heart, it will become a part of you."

-"Living for you is to love and never cry untill the day I die."

-"Lay your troubles on my shoulder,put your worries in my pocket rest your love on me."

-"Hearts never lie, then why should we lie?"

-"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

-"If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in
love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do
not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go.
There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will
know in time."

-"Try and try until you die!"

-"Boys don't cry."

-"I am NOT a WOMAN!!!!!"


-"When I rest, I rust."

-"Who Dares Wins."

Ladan Lashkari
- "This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples. No need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple. The philosophy is kindness."
- Dalai Lama

- "The fragrance always remains on the hand that gives the rose." -- Gandhi

- "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. "
- by Elizabeth Browning

-"Trying to impress people with quotes is a work by poets who think they know something others don't."

-"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

-"It's not what you know, It's what you can prove." -- Denzel Washington - Training Day

- "You know, I don't wanna do good things, I want to do great things."
---Lex Luther - Smallville

- "Life is beautiful, it's just how you see it."


-"Practice makes perfect, nobody is perfect, so why practice?"

-"Love is blind."

-"Patience is a Virtue, But time is gold!"

-"Time is gold! sell them!"

-"Don't judge a book by its cover if you're not a judge. "

-"Love is blind. im not blind, so why need love."

-"Don't talk to strangers."

-"China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there."

-"Birds of the same feather are the same birds."

-"Do not do unto others what you can't do."

-"What is the use of a big house....if you are the maid."

-"Use drugs, not used by drugs."

-"The pen is mightier than a sword, and easier to write."

-"No one is indispensable, so every position counts."

-"What is beauty when the stomach is empty."

-"Married men live longer than single men!, but married men are a lot more
willing to die."

-"Dont do unto others what you can't do."

-"An apple a day is not an apple at night."

-"If others can do it, dont help."

-"How can i fall if their is just no reason afterall?"

-"If women are dry lands and men are the rain that wets the land...We gays are the Thunder that will make your balls shudder! And lesbians are the lightning that will make your crack whining!"

-"When the cat is away the mouse is alone."

-"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

-"Loneliness is the best aphrodisiac."

-"Love is sickness, every body who gets it, ends up in bed."

-"Tell me who your friends are and i tell you mine."

-"Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon."

-"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

-"Life is like a box of chocolate. you never know what you will get."

-"With Great Powers come with Great Responsibility!"

-"No Pain No Gain"

-"There's no place like home, there's no place like home"

-"Talk is cheap just bring it"

-"Sleep,sleep go away, come again another day!!"

-"Te odeo, interfice te cochleare. Commodum habitus es!"

-"Confusion is the biggest evil."

-"Life is a merry-go-round."

-"Do good and forget!"

-"SEX do it for the Kids!"

-"Nothing bad ever happens to me, why should I care?"


-"Life is a game which everybody loose at the end."

-"Do not seek to follow the footsteps of the wise, seek what they sought."

-"If you try to catch two rabbits, you won't catch either of them."

-"The only zen you can find at the top of a mountain is the zen you bring up there."

-"Life is Eternal. Love is Immortal."

-"Before I walked the road, I was the road."

-"A small, ripe rasberry is better than a large, sour apple"."

-"A free mind, A free universe."

-"There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure." ... Paulo Coelho

-"Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies, and followed by a bunch of idiots."

-"Give a penny,Take a penny,But if you need more than 5 pennies...GET A JOB!!!"

-"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -

Why am I doing it? What the results might be? Will I be successful?

Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

-""As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.""

-"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

-"Of a rascal and a serpent, the serpent is the better of the two, for he strikes only at the time he is destined to kill, while the former at every step."

-"A man attains greatness by his merits, not simply by occupying an exalted seat. Can we call a crow an eagle simply because he sits on the top of a tall building."

-"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."

-"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

-"A man's descent may be discerned by his conduct, his country by his pronunciation of language, his friendship by his warmth and glow, and his capacity to eat by his body."

-"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

-"Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor."

-"Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved." ---- William Jennings Bryan

-"Perfect the self, nurture the family, serve your community, and the world will save itself. "

-"People may not be as good as we wish them to be,but they are not as bed as we think them to be."

-"A man is but the product of his thaught what he think that he become ."- - mahatma gandhi

-"A bed work man never gets a good tool."

-"A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion."

"Love is a delicate bird. If u hold it tight, it dies.
If u hold it light, it flies. So dont love one, dont love two.
But love the one, who loves you."

-"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs, but by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men."

-"Great minds discuss ideas.Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.."

-A good friend will come bail you out of jail... a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn... we fucked up."

-"You cannot operate in this room unless you believe you’re Superman, and whatever happens, you are capable of solving any problem."--- A fellow at NASA Control

-"Power Corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat."--- John Lehman"

-"Abandon the search for truth... settle for a good fantasy."

-"Always keep on trying! til you lose blood."

-"To make error is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer."

-"Don't do today what can you do tommorow."

-"A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late."

- Frank Sinatra

-"The work of the individual still remains the spark that moves mankind ahead even more than teamwork."

-"This world is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel."

-"The heights which great men reached and kept, Were not attained by sudden flight, They, whilst their companions slept, Were toiling upwards in the night." --- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

-"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."

-"A butterfly is like a lost letter looking for a flower's address."


-"The heights by great men reached and kept , were not attained by sudden flight,
But they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night."

-" If u drink u die 5 years earlir, If u smoke u die 3 years earlier", But... If u luv.. u die every moment."

-"Life's Different Than Teacher... Teacher teaches lesson first n then keeps exams... while life keeps exams first n then teaches lesson."

-"There' nothin Impossible in this world... bcoz Impossible itself says I-M-Possible..."

-"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats."

-"If you are looking for a big opportunity, find a big problem"

- " In this world there aren't ugly or stupid people, they are just people who makes others stupid and ugly! " --- Coca A. Bogdan

-"Ne'er cast a clout until spring is out."

-"After you get done on the toilet you don't sit there and look at what you've done. You get up and flush it."

-"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance."

-"Always try to hack, wheather it is website, wheather computer orrrr wheather Beautiful Girl."

-"Ohh spread your love and automatically you also spread in every heart."

-"Always think postive and you will see new world."

-"We are Back."

-"Never try to make a Rabbit race, anotherwise ROb banned you."

-"I bargained with life for penney, And life would pay no more,
However i begged at evening When i counted my scanty store.
For life is ajust employer, He gives you what you ask,
But once you have set the wages, Why, you must bear the task.
i worked for a menial's hire, Only to learn dismayed,
That any wage i had asked of life, Life would have willingly paid."

-"All the fingers are not same... but when they make team, and make a punch.... they have a special power.... *PUNCH*"

-"There is only one n hugggee small diffrence betwwen your company Boss and his workers........ "RISK""

-"First love, second money with good freinds.... Thats awesome life."

-"All these Quote's are sometimes worthless againsed the some sitution or 'Power of Money' but its nice to read one and start a morning to think about that 'Today is Better day!' "

-"Information is not knowledge."--Albert Einstein

-"In internet world, information is great Knowledge."


The Webmaster

-"Smile is a curve which keeps everything straight"

-"Smoking kills slowly but who the hell is in hurry"

-"It's all about levels Jerry."---Kramer


-"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." --- J. Paul Getty


wasted soul
-"Love is Grand, Divorce is HUNDRED GRAND"

-"In every mans back there's always a womans eyes."

-"Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men."

-"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

-"I'll distroy your virginity with the use of my imagination"

-"Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him."

-"A good LOVE MAKER does not necessarily make a good LOVER."

-"In anything you do there will always be a SURPRISES!"

-"Expect MISTAKES but remember them AS MISTAKES not as proper conduct."

-"Looks can be Deceiving."

-"JOKES are half MEANT!"

-"Everything happens for a reason."

-"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong." - Johann von Neumann

-"Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives." - William James"

-"The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught."-Marquis de Vauvenargues

-"It's true that love can wait, but it's crazy to stubbornly wait for someone that doesn't care about you."

-"Everyone of us deserves to love and to be loved"

-"To get the success in your life, hard work is not enough, you gotta do it the smart way."
----Chinmay Shubhransu

The Whimpering Warrior!
-"Flush one day. In the sewer the next."

-"I had a bottle in front of me not a frontal lobotomy!"

-"I am only one; but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do the something I can do. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature." - Helen Keller

- God is love. (A=B)
Love is blind. (B=C)
Stevie Wonder is blind. (D=C)

Thefore, Stevie Wonder is God. (D=A)

- "Don't lick the strippers"

-A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -- Robert Heinlein

-"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert,
in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand." -- Milton Friedman

-"Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right." -- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

-"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences." -- C.S. Lewis, author of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe in American Rifleman, December 1991, pg. 14.

-"The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or to impede their efforts to obtain it." -- John Stuart Mill

-"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)"

-"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."

-"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -- Thomas Jefferson

-Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law', because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual. -- Thomas Jefferson

-"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." --- Mark Twain, Notebook, 1887"

-"If I knew for certain that a man was coming to my house to do me good, I would run for my life."-- Henry David Thoreau

-"Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions." -- Gilbert K. Chesterton

-"One should respect public opinion insofar as it is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny." -- Bertrand Russell

-"The hottest seats in hell are reserved for those who, in time of great moral crises, choose to do nothing." -- Dante Alighieri


-“To think about God aright is the most exciting occupation possible for any created being.”
—Maurice Roberts

-"Liberalism and capitalism address themselves to the cool, well-balanced mind. They proceed by strict logic, eliminating any appeal to the emotions. Socialism, on the contrary, works on the emotions, tries to violate logical considerations by rousing a sense of personal interest and to stifle the voice of reason by awakening primitive instincts." - Socialism